We’re officially old. Scott and I have a nightly vitamin and Metamucil ritual.
Not even close. You’re not officially old until your body starts growing stuff. Extra bits of skin (called tags), hard patches, hair in odd places, brown polka dots, bone where there shouldn’t be any, and little knobs and dangles — something to look forward to. You can also nod off during the day — probably because you were up several times throught the night to urinate. There’s more, but I wouldn’t want to depress you. Have a child — there will be little time for vitamins and metamucil. You’ll just take your chances then — but oh, the fun of a baby.
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